Foot-Foot Damage

So I was lying on the edge of the bed. Foot-Foot decided he wanted to climb up onto the bed too for some serious nuzzling and all that shit cats are into. Instead of jumping (I don't know) over me, he decided it was a good idea to sink his little claws into my rib-meat and climb me. I resisted the urge to fling him across the room (but only because I know he didn't mean it... if he meant it, that little bitch would be splattered all over my wall right now).


Did I mention I'm allergic to cats? Eve probably got her tats after a similar occasion.