So my friend and I were talking about soap for some reason and ways to kill without detection. Why? I don't really know. But anyway, here they are:
1. Bar Soap - embed razor blades into the bar by pushing through the bottom of the soap. make sure the razors are invisible.
According to this blogger, some French pulp-fiction anti-hero named Fantomas already did this in some old publication or film or something.
2. Dish Soap - mix in spoonfuls of arsenic or some other poison into counter-top dish soap containers. As the victim washes dishes and glasses, a residue with trace amounts of poison will be left on drying dishes. When the dishes are used, the poison will be consumed slowly but effectively.
Apparently, something like this is already happening to people all over the globe, but because of arsenic in drinking water... not soap.
3. Liquid Hand Soap - Smash clear glass bottles or jars with a hammer until a fine splintery powder is achieved. Stir result into a Liquid hand soap dispenser. Glass particles will be undetectable until the soap is lathered and rubbed into the hands.
More similar to the "Razors in Soap" idea, someone made a short youtube.com video about glass in soap. I guess I'm not as original as I thought.
4. Laundry Detergent - Shred fiberglass insulation in a blender or manually. Stir result into container of laundry detergent. As clothes are washed with detergent, fibers will embed themselves in garments. When worn, an itchy rash consisting of invisible glass splinters will occur.
5. Shampoo and Conditioner - Mix 1 part Nair or other depilatory product with existing product in normal shampoo or conditioner bottles. Victims will lose hair.
This is sort of a classic prank idea, I'm not sure when or where it started. There are tons of google.com hits for "nair in shampoo" though, so I'm fairly certain that this idea must have seeped into my subconscious at some point.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
I am sure there are any number of items you could hide in soap that would cause injury, but two that spring to mind that weren't on your list are a pocket sized water triggered nuclear bomb, and a rabid weasel in suspended animation. Both could be embedded and set to activate when they come in contact with water. If you want a slow painful death you could embed asbestos fibers in the soap.
For annoyance, you could also embed into the soap (in water soluble capsules/pockets) things like garlic, skunk essence, baby poop, sardine oil, etc.
For more annoyance you could inject the sap from poison ivy/oak/whatever.
i think poison ivy oil is fantastic (in the context of its being a thing you could hide in soap to harm/annoy others)...
for a moment i had to think who VR might be... i briefly recalled that terrible power rangers rip-off VR-troopers that used to be on before elementary school... then i realized the truth.
you know, if you had just waited 40 more days, you could made it an even 2 years between my post and your reply.
that's the problem with the younger generation, everyone suffers from short attention spans.
ok so my math is bad.
just remember, it's the thought that counts.
Post a Comment